One Heck Of An Interview!

 

 

WOW! Now that's an  interview! You guys probably might have heard this one;

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Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside how many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Put the elephant in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday; all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: The deer; because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. You may leave now.

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